Bolster Armouries PYRITE Super-Duper MAC-11 GBB

Chisselled from a solid block of gold bullion liberated from Fort Knox, the Bolster Armouries PYRITE Super-Duper MAC-11 GBB is a bite-sized brute which packs a serious punch where it counts. Bristling with absolutely no attachment interfaces and with little thought to ergonomics, the Pyrite handles like a brick, with a stock far too short for even a child’s arms and fire controls which make no sense whatsoever, whether you are left or right handed. If you want to see the Pyrite in action, check out our video review here!

Starting with a positively filthy Boneyard MAC-11 GBB, the Bolster tech team quite literally polished a turd, installing all the best internal upgrades from the biggest brands with the pre-requisite Bolster expertise. The team put an incredible amount of work into the Pyrite, or at least that’s what they told us, and the result speaks for itself!

Encrusted with authentic replica diamonds at the 3 and 9 o’clock positions, the Pyrite telegraphs pure class, showcasing your wealth and Airsoft prowess to all who dare lay eyes on a Prestige Master staring down at the peasants from level 55. Chambered in 8mm BBs so you get the stopping powa you need to knock little Jimmy rental clean off his feet, the Pyrite comfortably makes hits out to 110 Airsoft meters, just like that guy at your local site claims his 1 joule Wolverine build does!

Inside, you’ll find the Gate TITAN™ III MOSFET, a prototype the boys pinched from the back rooms at IWA, an integrated HASTA Nebula Mist Tracer which uses Bolster Armouries custom parma violet flavoured smoke machine fluid, a high-density polymer outer barrel sourced from the iconic BIC ballpoint pen and a wireless powerdraw system which harnesses energy directly from the Earth’s magnetic field using crocodile clips attached to any piece of terrain or foliage.

All of these internal parts are carefully celotaped together and hot glued in place by a crackhead we recruited from the local bus station, with additional ports delicately machined into the nozzle P90 style using an off-brand dremel to bring muzzle energy down to a respectable, if a tad spicy, 418 Joules +/- 100% using Bolster Armouries Ultralite™ 0.01g 8mm BBs.

The most unique aspect of the Pyrite’s internals is its cutting-edge HPA system, known as the Bolster Armouries Air Breathing Engine (BABE). Offering unparalleled gas efficiency, immunity to cooldown and no need for an air-line or bottle, the BABE system rewrites the laws of physics and makes high-performance Airsoft more convenient than ever before. To load her up, simply wave the Pyrite’s PTS EPM-MAC11 magazine in the air like you just don’t care and air will be sucked in to fuel this exceptional yet fictional piece of Airsoft custom work.

While Cerakote finishes are pretty shiny and we love ‘em, Bolster opted for a new, more expedient method to give the Pyrite its inimitable aesthetic. The receiver is CNC milled from 25 Karat Gold using space-borne lasers and polished to perfection with the unwashed and positively minging hand towel from your mate’s flat, avoiding the need for an expensive Cerakote job to keep the price of this Bolster down to whatever we can sell it for!