- 3D PVC Patch
- Velcro Backed
- For The Glory Of Asgard
A Velcro backed 3D PVC vanity patch in the shape of a classic Viking shield, designed to be attached to rigs, vests, bags, and pretty much anywhere with spare Velcro panels.
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UK Standard
£6.95
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UK 24hr Dispatch
£8.95
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Highlands / Islands
£24.99*
From
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Description
It features a traditional Viking shield with impressive detail finished in black with a light grey border, a Viking helmet and the text 'F**K CALM I'M A VIKING'. It is a parody of the popular wartime expression 'Keep Calm and Carry On', which was an inspirational poster of the time pleading with people to continue life as normal in the face of immense adversity. In the context of this patch it says that you have a short fuse, long beard and pointy stick, are a time travelling warlord or got seriously lost on the crossing from Norway to Tyne & Wear.
Features
- Clearly defined image and text
- 3D Effect patch
- Ideal for tactical Vikings
- Large sized patch
Package Includes
- 'F**k Calm I'm a Viking' PVC 3D Patch
Specification
General
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Tactical Equipment Type
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Patch
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Black,
Brown,
Olive Drab,
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Grey,
Brown,
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Product Height
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Approx. 8.8cm
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Product Width
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Approx. 7.4cm
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Approx. 0.01kg
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Patch Specific
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PVC
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Free Form
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Yes
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Large
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